So, last year I ascended to the top of a 30-story building, and I reached the roof level, and I stood at the edge, ready to leap off, because I can fly. Now, t

So, last year I ascended to the top of a 30-story building, and I reached the roof level, and I stood at the edge, ready to leap off, because I can fly. Now, the fire department and cops all surrounded me, and they made it so difficult! I said, "don't worry, I can fly!" but nevertheless, they talked me out of it for now. I went back down, and with all their help and support, I got scheduled for wing graft surgery . They tell me that they can't guarantee functional flight-ready wings just yet, but we're all so glad they support and affirm my aspirations to self-powered flight, so I can go back and try again.