That's good news for the climate given that there is a negative correlation between the number of pirates on the high seas and the global average temperature [1

That's good news for the climate given that there is a negative correlation between the number of pirates on the high seas and the global average temperature [1]. That is, as long as these are the right types of pirates of course which remains to be seen. Do they sport wooden legs? Parrots on their shoulders? Do they speak the right language? It now being only 17 days - a prime number, clearly this has some deeper meaning - to International Talk Like a Pirate Day I sense a convergence of the forces of good coming up. [1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster#Pirates_and_global_warming https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster#Pirat... [2] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Talk_Like_a_Pirate_Day https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Talk_Like_a_Pira...