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My-shitty-code Codin' on my laptop, watching the clock tock All of these errors pop up on the screen... Fixing my syntax, I fire up emacs... compile again, ho
by pwillia7 3y ago
My-shitty-code
Codin' on my laptop,
watching the clock tock
All of these errors pop up on the screen...
Fixing my syntax, I fire up emacs...
compile again, hope now my code's clean
Struggling again with debugging my shitty code,
Searching for my lost semicolon,
Some people say that there’s maintainers to blame
But I know... it’s nobody’s fault
Don’t know the reason,
my eyes started seizin,
Stare at screens all night, one more pot of brew...
Empty bags of Doritos,
I'm covered in Cheetos,
And still how to solve it, I haven't a clue
Struggling again with debugging my shitty code,
Searching for my lost semicolon,
Some people say that there’s maintainers to blame
Now I think, hell, it could be my fault
I've broken the code base,
ruined each of the edge case
Get an exception, pull up the console
My heart starts to flutter,
as I consider the other,
Jobs and lives that I could have chose
Struggling again with debugging my shitty code,
Searching for my lost semicolon,
Some people say that there’s maintainers to blame
But I know... it’s my own damn fault
- kortex 3y agoIs this a copypasta or did you just write this yourself? Because this is absolutely brilliant.
- arbitrary_name 3y agoVery likely just chatgpt output.
- pwillia7 3y agogpt4 in bing but then I changed like 20% of the words
- pwillia7 3y agogpt4 in bing but then I changed like 20% of the words
- MrDunham 3y agoRead every line in Jimmy's voice to the music. Brilliant. Just brilliant. Posted while drinking a (third) margarita in honor of Jimmy Buffett.