I'm in favor of meat consumption because I believe that cows deserve to live. Without us eating their meat, much fewer cows would be born. I believe that cows a

I'm in favor of meat consumption because I believe that cows deserve to live. Without us eating their meat, much fewer cows would be born. I believe that cows are our friends, we need them and they deserve to be given a chance at life and a noble death... When death cometh for them (with a little help from our friendly local butcher), their bodies ought to be respectfully incinerated and then buried between two buns along with a slice of cheese and ketchup.