We need legislation that forces companies to prompt users with a ToS that’s no longer than 400 characters. The prompt should read “So, you cool with that brah?

We need legislation that forces companies to prompt users with a ToS that’s no longer than 400 characters. The prompt should read “So, you cool with that brah?”, and the word “Accept” needs to be replaced with “Yeah sure why not”, and “No” with “Nah, no thank you”. Current TOS’s don’t provide enough clarity. That way any semantic issues down the line can be boiled down to “brah, users said they were cool with it” (to the judge).