Django is like your first date, attractive on first sight, but gives you more and more headaches till it outweighs the pleasure it brings you, so you break up w

Django is like your first date, attractive on first sight, but gives you more and more headaches till it outweighs the pleasure it brings you, so you break up with it and marry Pyramid, who after delivering three baby projects for you, is still in pretty good shape. And there's always the sexy side of her if you dig deep enough. How about the others? web2py is too old, Werkzeug has a funny accent, and Flask is not 18 yet.