If the web was your kitchen... It's like some mornings you wake up and your toaster decides it's going to try and be a washing machine, which is kind of annoyi

If the web was your kitchen... It's like some mornings you wake up and your toaster decides it's going to try and be a washing machine, which is kind of annoying when you just wanted some toast. But it's not about what you want, it's about what the toaster wants. It's easier if you remember it's not your kitchen, lower your expectations, or just stop easting toast, breakfast is overrated anyway.