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Or just "Hello, $reason_for_this_message"

• yreg 3y ago
  That's less friendly.
  • kuchenbecker 3y ago
    Your director appreciates brevity over friendship.
    • yreg 3y ago
      No he doesn't.
  • richie_adler 3y ago
    Replace "Hello, $reason_for_this_message" with "Hello, $acceptable_level_of_polite_preamble; $reason_for_this_message", then.
    • yreg 3y ago
      I don't get what problem do all of you have with me saying "Hello Richie" to my colleagues.