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“Home values within a 500-foot radius are sinking, deterred by the unyielding noise. This isn’t just a hit to homeowners; it’s a blow to our local economy,” it
by laweijfmvo 3y ago
“Home values within a 500-foot radius are sinking, deterred by the unyielding noise. This isn’t just a hit to homeowners; it’s a blow to our local economy,” it states. “Let’s halt the noise, protect our wildlife, and secure our property values.””
lol zero shame. at least they’re honest i guess.
- AlbertCory 3y agonot really. Wildlife?
- ethanbond 3y agoYes the endangered Million-billed Landlarder. They’ve been facing stiff territory competition from the Billion-billed Landlarders.
- laweijfmvo 3y agoThey keep throwing "wildlife" into every sentence in the article, but the rest of the quotes keep getting worse (i.e. more honest) until the one I quoted, where they basically call home prices the "local economy". Reminds me of a political candidate whose staff keeps reminding them to say "wildlife" but inevitably lets the truth slip out.
- AlbertCory 3y agoMillion-dollar idea: a contest for the Worst Wildlife Quote, similar to the Bad Hemingway contest! I'll start: "We must not criminalize car break-ins, to protect our wildlife!"
- FooBarBizBazz 3y agoSo if we want to bring down ludicrous house prices, we don't need to have nights of burning and riots, or even a dictatorship of the proletariat, but we can just run a pickleball tournament?