Not on an airline, but in a movie theater: I was sitting in a pre-purchased, assigned aisle seat in an auditorium with about 4 other souls present. I had comman

Not on an airline, but in a movie theater: I was sitting in a pre-purchased, assigned aisle seat in an auditorium with about 4 other souls present. I had commandeered the seat next to me and laid down my hat, phone, food and drink. Well an old lady on her own comes right up to me, a little before the film starts, and she indicates that's her seat. So I thought, okay weird, she purchased a seat right next to an occupied one? Whatever. So I bail out all my stuff and I just lay it on the ground. She seems apologetic. Then like 10 minutes later, her husband shows up, sits two seats away, and tells her she sat in the wrong seat. LOL! ... I did not return my belongings to the cursed seat. Also, it turned out to be a cursed and blasphemous film, one of the worst I've ever seen.