> …and not dying of hunger is not an expectation of profit. Presently, although with maybe another couple decades at our current clip, we’ll all live to see a

> …and not dying of hunger is not an expectation of profit. Presently, although with maybe another couple decades at our current clip, we’ll all live to see a world where our great-grandkids will all be employed to Elon Musk’s preserved head in a jar—mining minerals on Mars in exchange for bunkbeds in the old mineshaft and a handshake promise you won’t dye of hunger. The pension plan is an opportunity to purchase “Vitality Coins” pre-tax that can be exchanged for MeatX[TM] rations at the company store until you ultimately perish from everything else killing you in the Martian environment.