tv commercial: "if you or a loved one..." veteran: "what?" tv commercial: "served in the military between..." veteran: "served a delicious military bean?" t

tv commercial: "if you or a loved one..." veteran: "what?" tv commercial: "served in the military between..." veteran: "served a delicious military bean?" tv commercial: "you may be entitled to significant compensation..." veteran: "I knew those dang earplugs wrecked my hearing but i didnt know people were eating them...i guess that explains the significant constipation..."