Sorry, but that's a catch-all defense. You're either doing too much Scrum, or not enough, and if it's not working you're doing it wrong. But the Party is always

Sorry, but that's a catch-all defense. You're either doing too much Scrum, or not enough, and if it's not working you're doing it wrong. But the Party is always right, no matter what! Read our manifesto and attend some certificated training.