So funny thing... about twenty years ago I was managing a project with Cobol developers on one side, and this web thing on the other. And we had a bunch of busi

So funny thing... about twenty years ago I was managing a project with Cobol developers on one side, and this web thing on the other. And we had a bunch of business people convinced we were all stupid and lazy, so they wanted to force us to do this scrum thing. We would do things like a daily standup with them in order to go through the motions, and then we'd have the real meetings once they left us alone. Because the problem wasn't that the Cobol programmers were dysfunctional, it was that the business refused to actually listen and understand anything - they just wanted to make edicts, even when they didn't understand the regulations or processes in their own business (this being a highly regulated industry...). I pulled off what was perhaps the first project in that company's history that got delivered on time and met its requirements (and it was a big flipping deal of a project...) and the business people took credit for it and I got overlooked for promotion and life went on.