I've been a crunchy granola conspiracy nerd for over 20 years now, eating organic foods and avoiding plastic anything, including clothing polymers and food cont

I've been a crunchy granola conspiracy nerd for over 20 years now, eating organic foods and avoiding plastic anything, including clothing polymers and food containers for a long while, having taken a lot of heat for being a tin-foil hat wearing nutjob over the years. My sperm is on fire though - my wife and I have to be extremely careful to avoid pregnancy, having multiple kids and making a couple other unplanned mistakes already. I have many friends around me that have difficulty conceiving, and perhaps not coincidentally some of them are ones who criticized me for my "paranoid beliefs".