I don't understand if this is a joke or a desperate attempt to collect money ... Tomorrow morning (like any other company of course) Wordpress could go bankrup

I don't understand if this is a joke or a desperate attempt to collect money ... Tomorrow morning (like any other company of course) Wordpress could go bankrupt and they promise to guarantee the status quo for the next 100 years ... As someone who has just spent a week trying to integrate the Wordpress API into an external software, I really hoped that they would make an announcement that they have decided to fix all this incredible mess of many years old APIs, incredibly survived all the technological improvements and make a professional and exhaustive developer documentation ...