Let's get down to it, ban all the hazards, moral or otherwise. Lets start with taxing porn at 50%, on both ends. Anyone overweight? Slap them with a $7500 fine

Let's get down to it, ban all the hazards, moral or otherwise. Lets start with taxing porn at 50%, on both ends. Anyone overweight? Slap them with a $7500 fine per pound over the limit, based solely on BMI because that is the only measure that congress can agree is general enough for all citizens. Jail everyone who even thinks about smoking. Alcohol? Well, well, prohibition 2.0, drink once, get sterilized. You need to make a decision: are you going to continue building a livelihood off the suffering of your neighbors, and your family? Or are we going to do something about this, collectively? Cluck cluck.