Drinking the kind of "coffee" that needs a straw already makes one a soulless monster, though ;-) The ethics of straws just won't move the needle. I mean this

Drinking the kind of "coffee" that needs a straw already makes one a soulless monster, though ;-) The ethics of straws just won't move the needle. I mean this only mostly in jest. Iced coffee drinks really are to me a particular indicator of overconsumption.