To me a resume that is outside the norm can be a good thing, in this case it gives me a vivid image of what that person might be like and it is not a person I'd

To me a resume that is outside the norm can be a good thing, in this case it gives me a vivid image of what that person might be like and it is not a person I'd like to be around. That means the quick fix here is to skip all the "fun" side-tracking and focus on the raw skills you can offer. The sustainable fix is to figure out why you ever could think this was a good idea in the first place. As my parent poster said the answer to this question might easily also answer to the root cause of a ton of other problems in your life. Now times of economic distress are not the best time for introspection, but you might wanna address this sooner than later.