It will be hard to find a press release that has more feature-related buzz words than this: CUPERTINO, California―March 19, 2012―Apple® today announced it has

It will be hard to find a press release that has more feature-related buzz words than this: CUPERTINO, California―March 19, 2012―Apple® today announced it has sold three million of its incredible new iPad®, since its launch on Friday, March 16. The new iPad features a stunning new Retina™ display, Apple’s new A5X chip with quad-core graphics, a 5 megapixel iSight® camera with advanced optics for capturing amazing photos and 1080p HD video, and still delivers the same all-day 10 hour battery life while remaining amazingly thin and light. iPad Wi-Fi + 4G supports ultrafast 4G LTE networks in the US and Canada, and fast networks around the world including those based on HSPA+ and DC-HSDPA. Then again, it's Apple so it doesn't matter :)