Washing instructions are internationally standardized though, and if you really wanted to you'd look them on your phone. I don't want a hippy brand to write a

Washing instructions are internationally standardized though, and if you really wanted to you'd look them on your phone. I don't want a hippy brand to write a 50 lines poem instead. Nor do I want "woogie boogie wash only" jargonning that felt cute to the copy righter, nor do I want to try to understand the Indian instructions.