Let's remember this patent whenever people say something like, "Apple has patented slap-bands, at last we know the next big thing!" Patents aren't disclosures

Let's remember this patent whenever people say something like, "Apple has patented slap-bands, at last we know the next big thing!" Patents aren't disclosures of intent, they're not guarantees of a right to be able to manufacture something, and they're certainly not assurances that the described invention is even remotely feasible.