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nah We can take bets, but I guess a spark plug must have gone jammed after clogs weren't oiled, so the diesel wouldn't ignited and the plane crashed. indeed,

nah We can take bets, but I guess a spark plug must have gone jammed after clogs weren't oiled, so the diesel wouldn't ignited and the plane crashed. indeed, the mechanics was on vacation in the UK to check out cathedrals in small towns. These plane things are terribly unreliable.

ikekkdcjkfke 3y ago
Do private planes just crash or can it glide to a landing ona road
- hinata08 3y ago
  they usually do but for unknown reasons, the passengers refused to glide and decided to plunge the plane to wilfully die. now, since they wilfully died, there is no reason to trigger further investigations. And supreme leader Putin will seek damages from the families of the passengers, as they destroyed his plane.
- mymac 3y ago
  That depends on the kind and severity of the failure. You could have a full electrical failure and the plane would still fly. But when you miss a wing the rest doesn't really matter any more.
- dragonwriter 3y ago
  Usually, after they are shot down by air defense missiles, what’s left just crashes.
  - maxbond 3y ago
    Perhaps some private planes (Cirrus) are better equipped to survive losing a wing, since they have rocket-deployed parachutes. Somewhat boring video of the parachute in action ("boring" being a synonym for "an amazing triumph of safety engineering"): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBCUQlF3MMU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBCUQlF3MMU 14m video essay about the system: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zT58pzY41wA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zT58pzY41wA (Reporting says this was an Embraer, this is strictly a tangent.)
mvdtnz 3y ago
Diesel engines don't have spark plugs.
- mrguyorama 3y ago
  Planes rarely have diesel engines as well. I also am unsure how you are supposed to "oil the clogs" to prevent "jamming"
  - maxbond 3y ago
    It's satire. It's not supposed to be any more accurate than the suggestion the mechanic was touring cathedrals.

ikekkdcjkfke 3y ago

Do private planes just crash or can it glide to a landing ona road

hinata08 3y ago
they usually do but for unknown reasons, the passengers refused to glide and decided to plunge the plane to wilfully die. now, since they wilfully died, there is no reason to trigger further investigations. And supreme leader Putin will seek damages from the families of the passengers, as they destroyed his plane.
mymac 3y ago
That depends on the kind and severity of the failure. You could have a full electrical failure and the plane would still fly. But when you miss a wing the rest doesn't really matter any more.
dragonwriter 3y ago
Usually, after they are shot down by air defense missiles, what’s left just crashes.
- maxbond 3y ago
  Perhaps some private planes (Cirrus) are better equipped to survive losing a wing, since they have rocket-deployed parachutes. Somewhat boring video of the parachute in action ("boring" being a synonym for "an amazing triumph of safety engineering"): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBCUQlF3MMU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBCUQlF3MMU 14m video essay about the system: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zT58pzY41wA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zT58pzY41wA (Reporting says this was an Embraer, this is strictly a tangent.)

mvdtnz 3y ago

Diesel engines don't have spark plugs.

mrguyorama 3y ago
Planes rarely have diesel engines as well. I also am unsure how you are supposed to "oil the clogs" to prevent "jamming"
- maxbond 3y ago
  It's satire. It's not supposed to be any more accurate than the suggestion the mechanic was touring cathedrals.