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Please tell me canned lettuce isn't a thing...

• NoMoreNicksLeft 3y ago
  I strongly doubt this, if it was they would definitely have served it for lunch in elementary school. I can see myself getting in trouble for not eating it too. Dull gray, wet but with a fluid that can't really be called either water or grease, somehow soggy and yet wilted at the same time. Smelling of year old unwashed gym socks but with a flavor best described as mealworm extract concentrate. Actually now that I think about it, I'm surprised it's not a thing.
• zdragnar 3y ago
  Pickled lettuce is, though I've not tried it myself.
• Paul-Craft 3y ago
  It isn't, but canned spinach is, and it's as disgusting as you might imagine.
  • buildsjets 3y ago
    I'm strong to the finish, cause I eats me spinach, I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!
    • Paul-Craft 3y ago
      Lol, take 1 guess how/why kid me discovered canned spinach is disgusting.
  • legitster 3y ago
    There are some really cool things you can do with canned spinach if you know how to prepare it. Creamed spinach is a basis for a lot of tasty regional dishes.