I honestly enjoy these. My rocket didn't explode, it "spontaneously disassembled" mid flight. That deployment that pushed me beyond my physical and emotional

I honestly enjoy these. My rocket didn't explode, it "spontaneously disassembled" mid flight. That deployment that pushed me beyond my physical and emotional limits, of which I may never recover, was "challenging". That absolute cluster fuck of a rollout "presented opportunities to improve our organization".