> There is that tell-tale green circuit board inside. But how does one turn it on and use it? What does it do? They'll probably think it's some sort of coming-

> There is that tell-tale green circuit board inside. But how does one turn it on and use it? What does it do? They'll probably think it's some sort of coming-of-age fertility totem, and our datacenters will be structures built to pay homage to the gods.