Irrelevant management KPIs at least tell you what management cares about. "I'll know it when I see it" iterations of bringing different "no not that" KPIs to m

Irrelevant management KPIs at least tell you what management cares about. "I'll know it when I see it" iterations of bringing different "no not that" KPIs to management is frustrating in the opposite direction. Ultimately management wants to set the tone in both scenarios, at least when giving you dumb KPIs they have done some work and volunteered information.