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Not Mark Twain! It was written in 1971 by M. J. Shields¹. It has since been frequently mis-attributed to Mark Twain, who only wrote about a similar topic in 1899². 1. <https://allhomosapienswelcome.wordpress.com/2012/05/05/iorx-feixfuli-m-j-yilz/ https://allhomosapienswelcome.wordpress.com/2012/05/05/iorx-...> 2. <https://www.gutenberg.org/cache/epub/70/pg70-images.html#chap11 https://www.gutenberg.org/cache/epub/70/pg70-images.html#cha...>