My boss at my first job as software developer told me that his father asked him "tell me what's your job again". He was half manager half analyst back then. "D

My boss at my first job as software developer told me that his father asked him "tell me what's your job again". He was half manager half analyst back then. "Dad, I told you, I work with computers" "Yes, but... do you build them?" "I don't" "So, you sell them" "No" "So, you repair them" "No" "So, do you steal them?!"