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I'm one of the top forest rangers in America. I am a trained and experienced forest observer, so when I tell you that I've seen bigfoot, you know I have a lot
by mcpackieh 3y ago
I'm one of the top forest rangers in America. I am a trained and experienced forest observer, so when I tell you that I've seen bigfoot, you know I have a lot of credibility.
Now, I know what you're thinking, lots of people have hoaxed bigfoot sightings before. That is true, in fact I myself once rented a gorilla suit and pranced around in the woods pranking campers. With my suit on I turned off my flashlight and ran up to their campfire OOKing and EEKing, then ran back off into the trees. Instant bigfoot sighting. I have a sick sense of humor like that. Anyway, I tell you this so that you know I understand most bigfoot sightings aren't real, but I'm telling you now that I did see bigfoot for real! I swear it on my mum's life. Why, I'll even swear it to a room fool of politicians.
- postalrat 3y agoAre you willing to reveal your identity to hackernews to prove you are who you say you are?
- mcpackieh 3y agoSuppose I did prove that I am such a forest ranger. Would my story about putting on a gorilla suit make you more or less confident about my claim to have seen bigfoot?
- haswell 3y agoThat would highly depend on how many other expert forest rangers corroborate your account, and how much sensor data accompanies your claim. I also think the focus should be on witnessing something. Saying it’s definitely Bigfoot is an interpretation of what you saw. Maybe you saw the same phenomena other people saw and believed to be Bigfoot. Maybe what you saw has explanations that aren’t currently accessible.