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This CV is such a joke. Even the 4th version looks like crypro-bro bullshit. As a start: despite what people say, there are lots of "CEO" roles. If you are a s
by rvba 3y ago
This CV is such a joke. Even the 4th version looks like crypro-bro bullshit.
As a start: despite what people say, there are lots of "CEO" roles. If you are a sole entrepreneur, you are a CEO too. CEO of yourself.
There are also lots of small companies that have few people. I dont say it is an easy job. I want to say that later lots of them try to sell themselves as CEOs of multimillon companies. Which often is not that harder but this is not my point.
We have this guy with no education who spews more buzzwords than cryptobros. It is on MLM level of cringe.
The so called CEO "reached a record GMV, EBITDA and net profit".
What does this even mean? Record? Is it 1 million? 10 millon? 50 billion?
Since we have no number then it sounds like someone making up things. Btw. A "real" CEO would know that tons of data is public so you can show it.
180% yoy growth is a miceo company that sold 2 shovels instead of 1. 200% yoy growth.
Such empty comments show the guy is not a serious person.
Net profit YoY growth 15% and 60%. So he worked there for 2 years? Or 11? Is he lying?
He gathered a team. A team of how many? Someone managing 20 people would say it. Someone managing 1 - 2 wont say it.
Virtual salad bar... and a word salad. Does the guy think that those buzzwords convince anyone?
I could write more, but why bother.
This all sounds like MLM scam trying to find investors.
Also any real CEO (or manager) knows that people lie on their CVs. How many CVs did the guy really see?
Is this some satire? Some chat GPT generated content, where the prompt was set to sound like a crypto bro?