OK I just read the CV and, wow, this is maximum cringe. Some favorite parts: - "Perfectly designed to kick your competitors' asses" - "Jaw-dropping level of sy

OK I just read the CV and, wow, this is maximum cringe. Some favorite parts: - "Perfectly designed to kick your competitors' asses" - "Jaw-dropping level of systematisation" - the row of logos for various corporate buzzwords and concepts, two of which are so faded it's hard to tell what they're supposed to be But the absolute peak, the cherry on top, is the claim "Zero corporate bullshit" in the section "ABC's of Me" (barf). This CV is -all- corporate bullshit down to the last pixel. It's like saying The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is PG-13. Like calling a ribeye steak vegetarian. Like North Korea calling itself democratic. You get the idea.