Uncontrollable farting undoubtedly contributes to global warming and the fact that we just had the warmest July ever suggests people don't take the impact of re

Uncontrollable farting undoubtedly contributes to global warming and the fact that we just had the warmest July ever suggests people don't take the impact of relaxed social mores seriously. So by all means, keep farting liberally, but we must invest in fart-capture technologies, or FCT (shameless plug - we are pioneering this with AI). Inaction will have consequences such as mass migration to more liveable areas.