I’d love to see a consumer / environmental protection law that says you need to provide functionality-preserving security updates to a product for as long as it

I’d love to see a consumer / environmental protection law that says you need to provide functionality-preserving security updates to a product for as long as it works, or pay the current owner retail + 10% interest to buy it back. I have a sphero bb-8, and two 2017 or newer cars that no longer function as purchased due to software updates. I’d like my $125,000 in cash please.