Any "startup" that meets your criteria is not a startup, but either a) a very successful business with money to burn, or b) riding the VC train to shutdowns-vil

Any "startup" that meets your criteria is not a startup, but either a) a very successful business with money to burn, or b) riding the VC train to shutdowns-ville. Ask not what your startup can do for you, but what you can do for your startup. P.S. Calling these "needs" makes you sound incredibly entitled