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Honestly, my brain turned off the moment I remembered that Spartains were known for their heavy armor and not for dressing up like Chippendales dancers / male s

Honestly, my brain turned off the moment I remembered that Spartains were known for their heavy armor and not for dressing up like Chippendales dancers / male strippers.

mosselman 3y ago
To be fair, I bet a lot of minds turned on for that.
Cthulhu_ 3y ago
SPARTANS, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION? > the spartans start gyrating
watwut 3y ago
They worked on their six packs hard, who wants to hide that under clothing?