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A Russian joke that comes to mind: A monkey enters a restaurant and orders a short of vodka and a large bowl of sour cream. They serve. The monkey drinks the v
by avodonosov 3y ago
A Russian joke that comes to mind:
A monkey enters a restaurant and orders a short of vodka and a large bowl of sour cream. They serve. The monkey drinks the vodka and puts the bowl of sour cream over on his head.
- What are you doing?
- I'm so mysterious.
- BizarroLand 3y agoThis has strong Penguin of Doom!!1! energy Holds up spork
- bigdict 3y agoThe version I know ends "I get real crazy when I'm fucked up". To deconstruct the joke: the punchline is absurd because the monkey ordered the sour cream when it was completely sober, thus setting itself up for the craziness in the first place.
- WhrRTheBaboons 3y agothat's a way better version