What kind of false equivalence is this? It's Uber or drunk driving, literally no other option? There is no Uber in my country (nor Lyft, nor anything similar),

What kind of false equivalence is this? It's Uber or drunk driving, literally no other option? There is no Uber in my country (nor Lyft, nor anything similar), yet I always make it back home when I'm drunk, alive and without a need to sit behind the wheel. So does everyone else.