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This stinks of no-one-knows-what-the-fuck-they-are-doing-itis, a common problem in the software engineering community. When mixed with a deadly dose of sunk-cos

by baz00 3y ago

This stinks of no-one-knows-what-the-fuck-they-are-doing-itis, a common problem in the software engineering community. When mixed with a deadly dose of sunk-cost-fallacy-itis and project-death-march-itis, the only way out is adding more JavaScript until it creates a singularity from the accumulated mas and sucks the project into oblivion. Trying to fight one of these off now. We don't need a fancy shit ass UI. We just need stuff that works and is simple. But plenty of one-trick pony developers and architects who build complicated mechanisms out of piles of nodejs and microservices which merely consume time, energy and attention and delivery sweet fuck all ROI.

peteradio 3y ago
> no-one-knows-what-the-fuck-they-are-doing-itis This is so funny. I feel like in the old days it would be called out without remorse, like an old hand putting down a maimed horse. Nowadays you have to tapdance around the issue to such a degree that you look insane to try, people will just spout jargon longer than a ducks dick and your manager will sucker down.
- baz00 3y ago
  I've long given up on tact and politics. You say what it is. If someone doesn't like that, move the fuck on.
mistrial9 3y ago
be sure to mock people with +20 years software design and development experience, too...
- baz00 3y ago
  Some of the people I am mocking do have that. Also I mock myself regularly :)
weaksauce 3y ago
I think it smells of the common trend in javascript to grab any old package and use it if it scratches an itch. look at lpad(and that debacle). back when i was doing compiled stuff (well even now in scripted land) you'd look hard at whether or not you needed that dependency since every dependency is a liability. and of course you'd manage the dependencies by hand. kidsthesedaysgetoffmylawn
- baz00 3y ago
  That's most modern software development though. Drag any old shit off the internet, dependencies, malware and incompetence included, then execute it as some arbitrary user with full access to your mission critical data and an outbound network connection. Maybe if you're big enough to have a security or compliance guy they will at most want you to buy in something that does a half assed attempt at tracking dependencies after it's too late or intercepts traffic pointlessly on the way out crippling your business inconveniently sometimes. I tend to just use whatever Debian ships with package-wise when I'm doing something for my own purposes. People laugh at me. Their funeral.
- pixl97 3y ago
  Heh, it's fun doing SCA and SBOM these days and having the report generation break because the servers run out of ram building the list of everything the devs included. Then the dev team comes back and says it's impossible to run the application out of ram, they'd have to include thousands of modules and there is no way in hell you could keep that application working over time and manage to audit it. Then you show the devs the trace logs for the error and they shudder in terror.
  - pxc 3y ago
    What are you using to generate SBOM these days?
- spion 3y ago
  This is due to a long time of the standard library being seriously lacking. Even today, group / groupToMap still aren't standardized, nor are iterator methods. It used to be even worse though.
dickersnoodle 3y ago
Good luck with that. I'm one of a handful of people on a team that maintains a native iOS app and the powers that be want to transition it to be a minimalistic container for a React web app so they can "just design it once and push changes without needing a separate App Store submission". I can fight that only so long, and then we need to let them do it and prove to themselves and every user that the UX will suck. The best they can hope for is mediocrity.

by baz00 3y ago

peteradio 3y ago

> no-one-knows-what-the-fuck-they-are-doing-itis This is so funny. I feel like in the old days it would be called out without remorse, like an old hand putting down a maimed horse. Nowadays you have to tapdance around the issue to such a degree that you look insane to try, people will just spout jargon longer than a ducks dick and your manager will sucker down.

baz00 3y ago
I've long given up on tact and politics. You say what it is. If someone doesn't like that, move the fuck on.

mistrial9 3y ago

be sure to mock people with +20 years software design and development experience, too...

baz00 3y ago
Some of the people I am mocking do have that. Also I mock myself regularly :)

weaksauce 3y ago

I think it smells of the common trend in javascript to grab any old package and use it if it scratches an itch. look at lpad(and that debacle). back when i was doing compiled stuff (well even now in scripted land) you'd look hard at whether or not you needed that dependency since every dependency is a liability. and of course you'd manage the dependencies by hand. kidsthesedaysgetoffmylawn

baz00 3y ago
That's most modern software development though. Drag any old shit off the internet, dependencies, malware and incompetence included, then execute it as some arbitrary user with full access to your mission critical data and an outbound network connection. Maybe if you're big enough to have a security or compliance guy they will at most want you to buy in something that does a half assed attempt at tracking dependencies after it's too late or intercepts traffic pointlessly on the way out crippling your business inconveniently sometimes. I tend to just use whatever Debian ships with package-wise when I'm doing something for my own purposes. People laugh at me. Their funeral.
pixl97 3y ago
Heh, it's fun doing SCA and SBOM these days and having the report generation break because the servers run out of ram building the list of everything the devs included. Then the dev team comes back and says it's impossible to run the application out of ram, they'd have to include thousands of modules and there is no way in hell you could keep that application working over time and manage to audit it. Then you show the devs the trace logs for the error and they shudder in terror.
- pxc 3y ago
  What are you using to generate SBOM these days?
spion 3y ago
This is due to a long time of the standard library being seriously lacking. Even today, group / groupToMap still aren't standardized, nor are iterator methods. It used to be even worse though.

dickersnoodle 3y ago

Good luck with that. I'm one of a handful of people on a team that maintains a native iOS app and the powers that be want to transition it to be a minimalistic container for a React web app so they can "just design it once and push changes without needing a separate App Store submission". I can fight that only so long, and then we need to let them do it and prove to themselves and every user that the UX will suck. The best they can hope for is mediocrity.