I hope this remains just a curiosity that showcases a fascinatingly bad idea, rather than that anyone out there thinks that this is a good idea and start depend

I hope this remains just a curiosity that showcases a fascinatingly bad idea, rather than that anyone out there thinks that this is a good idea and start depending on it. Picture jumping into a codebase to quickly fix something, then stumble upon ChainFirstIOK or Eithersize5 because someone went overboard showing off that they remember FP from cs classes.