"we estimate that this project is 5000 story points" "5000 story points Bob? What do you figure, is that a medium or a large t-shirt?, 2 or 3 quarters?" "...

"we estimate that this project is 5000 story points" "5000 story points Bob? What do you figure, is that a medium or a large t-shirt?, 2 or 3 quarters?" "... Medium, but you know we don't like to acknowledge that quarters are 2500 story points... Agile, you know?" "Oh I get it Bob"