Keyboard shortcuts are soooo 1990s, don’t you know? Only the old ladies waiting for retirement in the typing pool use them. We’re web now! Two-point-oh. Elect

Keyboard shortcuts are soooo 1990s, don’t you know? Only the old ladies waiting for retirement in the typing pool use them. We’re web now! Two-point-oh. Electron. And anyway, the UX designers getting half a million total comp to throw things together in artistic ways assure me that their masterworks can’t be sullied by arbitrary lines randomly strewn over their elegant typography. The QA team didn’t complain either. How could they? We let them all go years ago! Bunch of complainers. You know who doesn’t complain? Our happy users, especially since we’ve redirected them to a feedback forum where they can keep each other entertained and not bother us with their issues. I mean sure, there have been a few calls by disabled users, but the UX team uses only Macs and couldn’t repro the issue.