Look, they're all part of the same Kenyan muslim communist atheist climate-change-imagining prius-driving organic-food-eating "fact and reality" based conspirac

Look, they're all part of the same Kenyan muslim communist atheist climate-change-imagining prius-driving organic-food-eating "fact and reality" based conspiracy. A real news outlet determines the truth before, optionally, looking for or fabricating facts to support it. Now, what's a good synonym for "slut"?