I liken Jira to a fire hydrant and each and every PM and every level of (mostly completely useless) management to a small dog that is congenitally compelled to

I liken Jira to a fire hydrant and each and every PM and every level of (mostly completely useless) management to a small dog that is congenitally compelled to "lift its leg on [Jira]" by "customizing" it in some way, sometimes on a nearly continuous basis. What results is a nasty smelly mess that only gets worse over time.