In a fit of distractedness, I actually read this comment before I reached the end of the article. I stopped reading. I'm familiar with the story of _why, so I

In a fit of distractedness, I actually read this comment before I reached the end of the article. I stopped reading. I'm familiar with the story of _why, so I don't really feel the need to hear it again. But most of all, I don't want to know what his real-life name was. _why he was and _why he shall be.