Weeks ago, I was enjoying lunch and good talk with my long time tech buddies. We're all Linux nerds, infosec adjacent, and we've been doing this shit since the

Weeks ago, I was enjoying lunch and good talk with my long time tech buddies. We're all Linux nerds, infosec adjacent, and we've been doing this shit since the early 90s at least. Before we parted for the evening, I had one question lingering in my head; none of us "trusts" a corporation. We each have a healthy dislike of Apple, Microsoft, and Google. But I had to ask: balls to the wall, if the end of the world was on the line and you absolutely had to pick a corporation to get cozy with, who would you reluctantly bed with? Each of us had no choice but to go with Apple. I was surprised as anyone, but the other two had somehow simply grown that much less in our estimation. (I had to agree, and I friggin hate Apple. ;)) Don't forget, we're talking hypothetically here. In reality they can all get stuffed.