Obviously, the notion that Santorum could somehow scrub out the tubes and eliminate Internet porn is laughable. However, it is unfortunately very plausible, if

Obviously, the notion that Santorum could somehow scrub out the tubes and eliminate Internet porn is laughable. However, it is unfortunately very plausible, if he or some other religious extremist became president, that hundreds or thousands of citizens (a more or less random selection from the millions that occasionally view porn) might be arrested, caged, fined, and otherwise abused as part of a dysfunctional and technically incompetent 'war on porn'. (The morality of it is interesting, too: what's worse, jerking off while watching a blowjob video, or apprehending a human being under threat of violence and putting them in a cage?)