I come baring bad news; your smartphone can host webpages whether you like it or not. Worse yet, it can use it's browser to render arbitrary pages of data (dete

I come baring bad news; your smartphone can host webpages whether you like it or not. Worse yet, it can use it's browser to render arbitrary pages of data (detestable feature) and even execute code when given permission by the kernel. Very scary stuff. Thankfully, nobody will be forcing you to use this feature; it shouldn't bother someone who ignores it. It is a feature of your phone though, unless you're daily-driving a pager or 2G Nokia. Hopefully this helps you make peace with the "utterly cringey" reality of modern computing.