If you were worth getting $1.7MM to piss away you would have had $1.7MM to piss away. If you were the inventors of the facebook, you would've invented the face

If you were worth getting $1.7MM to piss away you would have had $1.7MM to piss away. If you were the inventors of the facebook, you would've invented the facebook. For some reason, I really like this type of argument. There's really no comeback to it. It's so, matter-of-fact. "If you were [x], then you'd be [x]"