The only time I've gotten a ticket of any kind in 30 years of driving a car is because of a left turn light on an empty highway that steadfastly refused to turn

The only time I've gotten a ticket of any kind in 30 years of driving a car is because of a left turn light on an empty highway that steadfastly refused to turn green. Pulled up, waited, waited, waited, through multiple cycles of green in the other directions. No cars passed by. Ever. Finally, after five or six cycles, and at least eight minutes of time I went "f** it" and made the left turn, with no vehicles in sight in either direction for the entire time I sat at that light in the middle of nowhere. And then a cop car tucked away on the side of the road lit up like a Christmas tree. He knew. Taking a nap, and making quota I am sure of it.